Wait, before we go any further, can you explain the "Relicnerd" thing? I mean, I get that it's a play on words, but what was the message? Is it a reference to how I haven't been here in a while, or were you just calling me old(that hurts my feelings, I'm only 21, lol)? OR maybe you were comparing me to Relic, a badass D&D character that my friend made up on the spot while were gettint our asses kicked during last week's game. I'm serious though, could you explain what the hell that meant?
Don't make me link to that XKCD comic about how "communicating poorly and then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness."
[internettoughguy]Because I will.[/internettoughguy]
Also, what "good times" are you talking about? How many interactions have we actually had on this forum? Like, less than ten? I honestly have no idea what's going on with "Saphie." Maybe you're confusing me with someone else. The only other explanation would be that you're deliberately injecting pretentious, condescending words and phrases like "aah," "toodles," "oh, the good times," "dear friend," "please do" and "crossing verbal swords" into your posts in an attempt to build up an online image as a crafty, cultured adversary in order to bury yourself into deeper denial of the truth that none of your methods for pissing people off are very creative, and everyone pretty much just thinks you're an run-of-the-mill dick.
But I know
that can't be it.